How to murder

Step 1: put the knife right in
Step 2: take the knife on out
Step 3: put the knife back in
Step 4: and twist it all about
Step 5: do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.

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baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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                                             OR    THE  CATTLE. 

(Source: asskicker-grimes)

Your character overhears someone calling mine ‘a monster’, what does your character do?

(Source: askemmaswan)

redbritishsniper sent: She presented him three flowers. A white tulip, a pink rose and an anemone. Behind her back is a yellow tulip and a mimosa. Best not to present those two to him.

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redandblackspy:

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redandblackspy:

TULIP (WHITE):Forgiveness

ROSE (PINK):friendship

ANEMONE:refusal of abandonment and forsaken

He took the flowers, blinking. He honestly didn’t think he deserved any of these, not with how he was in the past. He did notice her holding something behind her back and he tilted his head at her, “What do you have behind you?”

"Not for you…" Lie. It is for him. "For…someone else…" As much as she tried to decline herself she was still falling for him. Even after his warnings and his attempts, she still falls for him.

"O-oh…that’s good!" It was good…it hopefully meant she was moving on. Although, settled in the lapels of his jacket he had two flowers he was hiding himself…maybe he should just leave her be though… "I um…won’t keep you then. If you want to go give them to whomever. Thank you for these. They…they mean a lot."

She smiled sadly behind her mask, hopefully the masked smile will fool him. Natasha gripped on the flowers behind her and nodded her head. “Y-Yeah…And, you’re welcome, lad. Just to tell you, I’m always there for you. No lie. I will be.” Walking backwards to the door, she left and closed the door but didn’t leave. She just stood outside with the two flowers she wanted to give to Marcus.

"…I’m an idiot…"

He looked at her and smiled. “Thank you…that really, truly means a lot, Natasha.” He watched her go, waving and still giving her that small, crocked smile. When she was gone, he let out a breath, his shoulders sagging. He opened his coat and looked in the pocket, seeing a sunflower, a pansy, and a red rose. He sighed, buttoning his jacket and then he cloaked, planning to take his frustration with himself out on some unsuspecting base..

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redbritishsniper replied to your post: “(¬‿¬)”:
Now a nose bleeding sniper is trying to get him to put his clothes back on. Even if she does like the view.

He chuckles lightly as he puts his pants back on, and only his pants. He gathers the rest of his clothes in his arms and smiles at her, “What? I thought you wanted a show~”

"S-Shut up, lad…" She took out her handkerchief to wipe away the blood and tilted her head back to stop the bleeding. "…Ok I do like it."

"See? Now you just need to get those nosebleeds under control." He takes her arm and leads her to sit down. Then he lightly pushes her head forward. "If you do that, it’ll all just go down your throat. Keep your head level and pinch the bridge of your nose."

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redbritishsniper sent: She presented him three flowers. A white tulip, a pink rose and an anemone. Behind her back is a yellow tulip and a mimosa. Best not to present those two to him.

redbritishsniper:

redandblackspy:

TULIP (WHITE):Forgiveness

ROSE (PINK):friendship

ANEMONE:refusal of abandonment and forsaken

He took the flowers, blinking. He honestly didn’t think he deserved any of these, not with how he was in the past. He did notice her holding something behind her back and he tilted his head at her, “What do you have behind you?”

"Not for you…" Lie. It is for him. "For…someone else…" As much as she tried to decline herself she was still falling for him. Even after his warnings and his attempts, she still falls for him.

"O-oh…that’s good!" It was good…it hopefully meant she was moving on. Although, settled in the lapels of his jacket he had two flowers he was hiding himself…maybe he should just leave her be though… "I um…won’t keep you then. If you want to go give them to whomever. Thank you for these. They…they mean a lot."

redbritishsniper replied to your post: “(¬‿¬)”:
Now a nose bleeding sniper is trying to get him to put his clothes back on. Even if she does like the view.

He chuckles lightly as he puts his pants back on, and only his pants. He gathers the rest of his clothes in his arms and smiles at her, “What? I thought you wanted a show~”

redbritishsniper sent: She presented him three flowers. A white tulip, a pink rose and an anemone. Behind her back is a yellow tulip and a mimosa. Best not to present those two to him.

TULIP (WHITE):Forgiveness

ROSE (PINK):friendship

ANEMONE:refusal of abandonment and forsaken

He took the flowers, blinking. He honestly didn’t think he deserved any of these, not with how he was in the past. He did notice her holding something behind her back and he tilted his head at her, “What do you have behind you?”